My sister’s a badass and I’m really glad she is!

There's a Method to my Madness: I miss my boyfriend and I hate this stupid vampire house.

clairbeardoesntcare:

charfabray:

clairbeardoesntcare:

You don’t have to stick around, Clair. I promise, I’ll let you know — or you’ll know if something happens.

There are a bunch of vamps outside your house right now and they like to eat humans, even humans that smell like…

No need, Puck. Charlie took care of the threat. I’m going back to my boyfriend now.

I miss my boyfriend and I hate this stupid vampire house.

charfabray:

clairbeardoesntcare:

There are a bunch of vamps outside your house right now and they like to eat humans, even humans that smell like wet dog. I’m not leaving this house until someone can make sure that I don’t become someone’s dinner.

Excuse me? Lovely. I’ll go out there and see what the fuck is going on.

Thanks

I miss my boyfriend and I hate this stupid vampire house.

charfabray:

clairbeardoesntcare:

You don’t have to stick around, Clair. I promise, I’ll let you know — or you’ll know if something happens.

There are a bunch of vamps outside your house right now and they like to eat humans, even humans that smell like wet dog. I’m not leaving this house until someone can make sure that I don’t become someone’s dinner.

I miss my boyfriend and I hate this stupid vampire house.

theshirtshark:

clairbeardoesntcare:

why the fuck are you still there then?

On my way here, I almost became someone’s snack. I don’t want to die on the way back to my house. 

I miss my boyfriend and I hate this stupid vampire house.

There's a Method to my Madness: Daily List

theshirtshark:

clairbeardoesntcare:

clairbeardoesntcare:

theshirtshark:

• Make sure I don’t run out of that thing again
• Make sure I stay away from that person
• Ignore texts from that person because she sucks
• Avoid lectures from those people
• Do that thing at the Grill

I don’t know if I should be impressed that you got a…

I’m sure that I could find more flaws in it, but I’ll let you think it’s brilliant. I know how you hate to be wrong. That’s….nice of you, I guess? I think I’m in enough mental pain right now after your little show last night. Didn’t sleep at all.

Oh now, come on. My show was exquisite. I really should have killed them all, made her touch their dead bodies.  I should have started with the kid. Moment of weakness. Won’t happen again.

That’s disturbing. I’d ask you to block me, but we both know you love having an audience too much to actually block me so there’s no real point. Enjoy your little destruction spree on your useless quest to forget how shitty you feel.

There's a Method to my Madness: Daily List

clairbeardoesntcare:

theshirtshark:

• Make sure I don’t run out of that thing again
• Make sure I stay away from that person
• Ignore texts from that person because she sucks
• Avoid lectures from those people
• Do that thing at the Grill

I don’t know if I should be impressed that you got a…

I’m sure that I could find more flaws in it, but I’ll let you think it’s brilliant. I know how you hate to be wrong. That’s….nice of you, I guess? I think I’m in enough mental pain right now after your little show last night. Didn’t sleep at all.

Daily List

theshirtshark:

• Make sure I don’t run out of that thing again
• Make sure I stay away from that person
• Ignore texts from that person because she sucks
• Avoid lectures from those people
• Do that thing at the Grill

I don’t know if I should be impressed that you got a clue or disturbed by what’s on this list. And I have not been lecturing you, just pointing out flaws in your oh so brilliant plan.